Feeling small

-Hey Shortbeard.

-Aye?

-You ever feel, well, kind of small.

 -What you mean thar me soldier friend?

-I don't know.  It's like, sometimes, everything seems so much bigger than me.  Just look at where we're sitting.

-Eh?

-That's not just a rock Shortbeard.  That's a column.

-Don't ye bother too much.  I can fix that.  Get the guy with the camera and follow me.  Now tell him to picture us like this.

--Hey.  That's better.  Now I feel as big as a giant!