Aye! Thar she is!!! The salty Greek sea at last....
When Pirate Daddy and I finished our journey last night it was too dark to see. So early this morning while Pirate Daddy were sleeping, I climbed to the top of our balcony wall to see what manner of beast or man I would face today. And ahoy! What before mine own teary eyes should appear, but the vast stretch of the Greek sea. In a fit of joy, I called out at the top of my lungs, "I, Pirate Shortbeard, claim this land for mine own self and all who would be tough enough to fight with me!!!"
I fear I yelled a bit too loud, for a hairy beast of a dog next door began to bark. Aye, that dirty monster kept at it until Pirate Daddy began to stir, and at last, he joined me atop me lofty perch.
It was then that I discovered that Pirate Daddy enjoys a cup or two of Greek coffee in the morning. Fearsome stuff, that coffee, but strong!
Take note, ye land lubbers who would try this powerful concoction--best be wise and not drink her all the way to the bottom. Thar be dregs there more bitter than the heart of Calypso!!!
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