YAAAR!!!
A good pirate is a scary pirate and not knowing what manner of man nor beast might be native to these parts, I thought it best to outfit meself with a new sword.
But there I were.... no knife, no sword, and no guns to be found. Them scurvy dogs in security at the airport took me favorite cutlass, leaving me defenseless against the natives.
Aye! So I said to meself--Pirate Shortbeard, time to go make yourself a spear! So I set out in search of a fit piece of timber.
Argh! This one be too long!
So I carved her down to shape! How you ask? With me teeth of course! Aye! The work were hard and now I got splinters between me teeth, but I also got me a pointy stick!
A good pirate is a scary pirate and not knowing what manner of man nor beast might be native to these parts, I thought it best to outfit meself with a new sword.
But there I were.... no knife, no sword, and no guns to be found. Them scurvy dogs in security at the airport took me favorite cutlass, leaving me defenseless against the natives.
Aye! So I said to meself--Pirate Shortbeard, time to go make yourself a spear! So I set out in search of a fit piece of timber.
Argh! This one be too long!
And this one too thick and knotty for me purposes.
Avast! Now here be a suitable piece!!!
So I carved her down to shape! How you ask? With me teeth of course! Aye! The work were hard and now I got splinters between me teeth, but I also got me a pointy stick!
Time to go out and search about these parts!
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