Ahoy thar! Good news me mates! Yer pirate captain has a new sword! And it's GREEN!
Arrr... I'll tell ya the story. After a hard day of exploring, me and me mates went to a pub to quench our thirst with a spot of ale... My mate Brittany asked fer a "blue lagoon" and when it arrived, she cried out, "Avast! Shortbeard! Look what they brought us! What luck!" I couldn't believe me eyes. Thar it were--just a sittin' right atop the glass. Well I jumped up and grabbed hold of that sword. And it fit me hand just perfect!
There were a problem though. When I pulled her out, there were a cherry still stuck to the end.
"Arrrgh!" said I. "This cherry be much too big for me to eat!"
"I'll take that for ye!" yelled pirate Christine and the next thing I knew, I had me sword all cleaned and put in me belt.
"Not so fast!" Yelled pirate Tyler. "It's been a while since ye held a sword. Better ye have some practice with 'er. I'll test your blade!"
Aye! The fight were fierce and full of danger, but in the end, I wore him down.
So beware ye sea beasts! Pirate Shortbeard is ready for action!
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