"Shortbeard, me ol' friend," says Pirate Daddy, "Ye be smelling somethin' awful. When's the last time ye had a bath?" "Well," says I, "thar be that one time a few months ago when I fell overboard."
"No wonder ye smell like an old shoe," says Pirate Daddy. "Off to the bath with ye!"
So's I thought to meself. "Now Pirate Shortbeard, when's the last time ye had a good shave as well?"
Pirate Daddy must'a heard me chatterin', for the next thing you know, he handed me a razor and told me to clean me old chin!
Well, that's what I did, I can tell you. Shaved off me famous beard. When Pirate Daddy saw me, he let out a hearty laugh. "Ye best watch yeself in the hot sun, Shortbeard me old friend! Best ye not get yeself burn'd on the chin." Then he thought for a minute un said, "Er is it Captain No-beard I should be callin' ye now???"
"Har har," says I. "Just ye wait. I'm just as mean and fierce with me beard or without!"
"No wonder ye smell like an old shoe," says Pirate Daddy. "Off to the bath with ye!"
So's I thought to meself. "Now Pirate Shortbeard, when's the last time ye had a good shave as well?"
Pirate Daddy must'a heard me chatterin', for the next thing you know, he handed me a razor and told me to clean me old chin!
"Har har," says I. "Just ye wait. I'm just as mean and fierce with me beard or without!"
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